Office Daze

OFFICE DAZE

Just when you think you’ve made it to freedom, your boss swoops in like a hawk on a mission. 

“Hey *insert generic faceless employee name here*! I need you to come back this weekend for some overtime! It’ll be a great way to spend your Saturday!” they declare, completely ignoring your wide-eyed horror.

Before you can even think of a witty retort, they’re already shoving a mountain of paperwork into your hands, insisting that you’ll be “so grateful” once it’s done. 

Spoiler alert: you won’t be. 

Get ready to dive into a weekend of chaos, where the only thing more overwhelming than your workload is your boss’s unwavering belief that this is all “part of the fun!”

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Features:

• Step into Action: Take over 400 exhilarating steps around the office. Who knew that walking could be this exciting?
• Gastronomic Delights: Indulge in leftover donuts and cake—because nothing says “corporate success” like a sugar rush at 3 PM!
• Unique Interactions Galore: Engage in at least 10 unique interactions. Will you risk it all to chat with the printer? Or perhaps you’ll dare to ask the IT guy about his weekend? The possibilities are endless!
• Heart-Pounding Gameplay: Experience adrenaline like never before as you navigate the office using WASD or your trusty directional keys. It’s like a high-speed chase… but with more staplers and less excitement!
• Available on All Platforms: Whether you’re on PC or mobile, you can dive into this world of thrilling tedium anytime, anywhere.

Chumming around the office

Super Feature: Document Hoarder Extraordinaire!

Welcome to the thrilling world of document collecting! In this game, your mission—should you choose to accept it (and you don’t really have a choice)—is to gather an absurd amount of documents scattered throughout the office like confetti at a failed party.

Wandering around the office

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How It Works:

• Collect Them All: As you navigate the office, keep your eyes peeled for those elusive documents. They’re hidden in the most unexpected places—behind the copier, under the break room table, and possibly in the clutches of your overly ambitious coworker who thinks they can “organize” everything.

Why Collect Documents?

Because who doesn’t want to spend their weekend rummaging through the office for scraps of paper? It’s the ultimate test of your dedication to the corporate grind! 

Plus, nothing says “I’m a valuable employee” like a collection of documents that may or may not have any relevance to your actual job.

Once you've collected a mountain of documents, head over to your tormentor  boss to face face the music. 

Trade in your hard-earned paperwork for the ultimate prize: your freedom! That's right, collect enough documents and you can finally escape the clutches of corporate tyranny, at least for the weekend.

• What's in It for You? The grand prize of freedom includes:
  • No more listening to your boss's endless stream of "just one more thing" requests.
  • Blissful silence, free from the sound of keyboards clacking and yapping coworkers.
  • The ability to spend your weekend doing literally anything else besides working.

So, grab your imaginary magnifying glass and channel your inner detective, because it's time to become the Paper Pusher Extraordinaire! 

Your fate awaits—if you can survive the weekend first!